The Story of Washed Coin

Once upon a pump, every chart looked green. Then reality spun the other way.

The market got rinsed harder than your favourite white tee after a curry night. 💦

So we made Washed Coin — the only coin that admits what we’re all thinking: it’s all dirty money anyway.

Here, your bags don’t moon. They tumble dry. They come out cleaner, shinier, and way funnier.

Forget “to the moon.” We’re headed straight for the laundromat. 🧺

Tokenomics (aka Laundry Breakdown)

Spin Cycle Roadmap

Phase 1: Throw coins in. Hope they don’t shrink.

Phase 2: Add extra soap. Make the bubbles bigger than market caps.

Phase 3: Tumble dry memes until Wall Street gets dizzy.

Phase 4: Iron the creases. Rug optional.

Phase 5: Global laundromat domination. 🌍